Silly boy

I walked into Alexander's room yesterday morning and found a bottle of hand soap emptied out on his carpet.  This is the conversation we had after that:

Jenn:  "Alex, why is the soap spilled on your floor?"

Alex:  "I was doing a miracle, Mom."

Jenn:  "Do you mean an experiment?"

Alex:  "Yeah, that's it - an experiment."

What a nut!  :)